Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer...Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Quote by Bill Watterson
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a...
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...
You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity....
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough...
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to...
And now this word to all of you: You should be like one big happy...