You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Quote by Pearl Williams

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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax; tomorrow you'll...

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax; tomorrow you'll...

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Absences are a good influence in love and keep it bright and delicate.

Absences are a good influence in love and keep it bright and delicate.

Friendship is a very simple word, very commonly used. The word friend is almost used...

Friendship is a very simple word, very commonly used. The word friend is almost used...

Love is a wild bird that no one can tame It's useless to chase it...

Love is a wild bird that no one can tame It's useless to chase it...

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my...

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my...

You are my lover and I am your mistress and kingdoms and empires and governments...

You are my lover and I am your mistress and kingdoms and empires and governments...

It's better to be in love than to watch it.

It's better to be in love than to watch it.

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essense.

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essense.

The only cure for love is marriage

The only cure for love is marriage

Indian Spiritual leader - Founder of the Ramakrishna Order of Monks There is nothing better...

Indian Spiritual leader - Founder of the Ramakrishna Order of Monks There is nothing better...

Someday, after mastering winds, waves, tides and gravity, we shall harness the energy of love;...

Someday, after mastering winds, waves, tides and gravity, we shall harness the energy of love;...

But some love not the method of your first; Romance they count it, throw't away...

But some love not the method of your first; Romance they count it, throw't away...

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

If you are cold at night, let the promise of my love cover you like...

If you are cold at night, let the promise of my love cover you like...

For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer. (Psalms 109:4)

For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer. (Psalms 109:4)

True love doesn't come to you, it has to be inside you.

True love doesn't come to you, it has to be inside you.

Love is not consolation. It is light.

Love is not consolation. It is light.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.