You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Quote by Pearl Williams

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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax; tomorrow you'll...

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax; tomorrow you'll...

Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!...

Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!...

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of...

Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of...

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous...

The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous...

Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own...

Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own...

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are...

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

By the worldly standards of public life, all scholars in their work are of course...

By the worldly standards of public life, all scholars in their work are of course...

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky,...

More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky,...

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

In the great books of India, an empire spoke to us, nothing small or unworthy,...

In the great books of India, an empire spoke to us, nothing small or unworthy,...

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read...

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read...