I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy! Now I crank out crude imitations of what's already popular! It takes no time or thought, and most people don't…

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Imitation Quotes, Originality Quotes, Popularity Quotes

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own...

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor...

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

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I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by...

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So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now...

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

Why should I have to work for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh...