I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy! Now I crank out crude imitations of what's already popular! It takes no time or thought, and most people don't…

Quote by Bill Watterson

Topics: Imitation Quotes, Originality Quotes, Popularity Quotes

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron...

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery...

A real job is a job you hate.

A real job is a job you hate.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with...

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of...

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat.

No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat.

There's no time in life to be in neutral.

There's no time in life to be in neutral.