Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Quote by Noel Coward
Noel Coward Quotes
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...
I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation only to be told that at the...
Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are...
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that...
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives...
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this...
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
There's always something fishy about the French.