I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.

Quote by George Carlin

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters...

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters...

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

Religion is just mind control

Religion is just mind control

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

Think off-center.

Think off-center.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

Why did men worship in churches, locking themselves away in the dark, when the world...

Why did men worship in churches, locking themselves away in the dark, when the world...

Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school,...

Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school,...

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once....

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it

In dread fear of sentimentality, another thing true is not said-that for its staff the...

In dread fear of sentimentality, another thing true is not said-that for its staff the...