The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer
Quote by Will Rogers
Funny Good Morning Quotes
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.