Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Will Rogers Quotes

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

Even the gods love jokes.

Even the gods love jokes.