Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Congress Quotes

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

Anger is the enemy of nonviolence and pride is a monster that swallows it up.

Anger is the enemy of nonviolence and pride is a monster that swallows it up.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience...