This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
Quote by Will Rogers
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Never miss a chance to shut up
Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.