This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
Quote by Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.