Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
Quote by Will Rogers
Never miss a chance to shut up
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only...
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
This is the highest wisdom that I own; freedom and life are earned by those...
I don't believe in total freedom for the artist. Left on his own, free to...