Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Quote by Will Rogers
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that...
He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the...