Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Quote by Will Rogers
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Lord, let me live until I die.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Gossip is the Devil's radio.