It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Quote by Will Rogers
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.