It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Government Quotes

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but...

The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but...