It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Quote by Will Rogers
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
From ignorance our comfort flows, the only wretched are the wise
There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...