A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

Quote by Will Rogers

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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...