A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship...

False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship...

Only a life lived for others is worth living

Only a life lived for others is worth living

Love is only an expression of feelings from heart. If the world is starved for...

Love is only an expression of feelings from heart. If the world is starved for...