A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...
Never miss a chance to shut up
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit...
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.