They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

Quote by Scottish Proverb

Topics: Alcohol Quotes, Funny Quotes

Open confession is good for the soul

Open confession is good for the soul

A dry Lent, a fertile year.

A dry Lent, a fertile year.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

Egotism is an alphabet of one letter

Egotism is an alphabet of one letter

Were it not for hope the heart would break

Were it not for hope the heart would break

He that slays shall be slain.

He that slays shall be slain.

Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.

Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.

Money is flat and meant to be piled up.

Money is flat and meant to be piled up.

We can safely abandon the doctrine of the eighties, namely that the rich were not...

We can safely abandon the doctrine of the eighties, namely that the rich were not...

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I...

Money is time. With money I buy for cheerful use the hours which otherwise would...

Money is time. With money I buy for cheerful use the hours which otherwise would...

They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be...

They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be...

Never spend your money before you have it.

Never spend your money before you have it.

If I had a large amount of money I should found a hospital for those...

If I had a large amount of money I should found a hospital for those...

Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less pleasant...

Those who have easy, cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less pleasant...

If all the rich men in the world divided up their money amongst themselves, there...

If all the rich men in the world divided up their money amongst themselves, there...

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort...

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort...

For I don't care too much for money, For money can't buy me love.

For I don't care too much for money, For money can't buy me love.

If you want to make a little money, write a book. If you want to...

If you want to make a little money, write a book. If you want to...

He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed...

He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed...