Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...

That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially...

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially...

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look...

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms...

If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

Law not served by power is an illusion; but power not ruled by law is...

Law not served by power is an illusion; but power not ruled by law is...

Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on...

Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on...

You want me to act like we've never kissed, you want to forget; pretend we've...

You want me to act like we've never kissed, you want to forget; pretend we've...