Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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I made me laugh

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A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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