Picture quotes by Barney Stinson

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED— Click to enlarge —The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being...— Click to enlarge —There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....— Click to enlarge —In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....— Click to enlarge —All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...— Click to enlarge —"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...— Click to enlarge —I made me laugh— Click to enlarge —A well tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men— Click to enlarge —God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...— Click to enlarge —Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....— Click to enlarge —A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth— Click to enlarge —There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.— Click to enlarge —