Barney Stinson picture quotes

Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'beautiful' . Bitches love being.. (read more)
There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married... (read more)
In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland... (read more)
All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall.. (read more)
"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not.. (read more)