“Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.Topics: Quotes about Facebook, Quotes about Facebook StatusShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....#Facebook, #Humor, #Internet
Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...#Betrayal, #Deception, #Facebook
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...#Annoying People, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.#Advice, #Facebook Status, #Movies
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...#Facebook Status, #Good Morning
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized...#Embarrassment, #Facebook Status
