We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

Quote by Bill Vaughn

Topics: Funny Quotes, Gratitude Quotes

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly...

What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...

For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another...

For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another...

The place where optimism flourishes most is the lunatic asylum

The place where optimism flourishes most is the lunatic asylum

Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation

Pessimists have already begun to worry about what is going to replace automation