Picture quotes by How I met your mother
Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED— Click to enlarge —
There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....— Click to enlarge —
No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care— Click to enlarge —
I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...— Click to enlarge —
All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...— Click to enlarge —
When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...— Click to enlarge —
"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...— Click to enlarge —
Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...— Click to enlarge —
There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.— Click to enlarge —
Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome— Click to enlarge —
The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...— Click to enlarge —