Come out of the closet and still be awesome CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care

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I can't do this anymore. I can't keep smiling and being optimistic all the time...

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All I want is to find a guy like Ted who'll love me like Marshall...

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When you're down Friends say: "If you need me, give me a call". Best friends...

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"How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?" "I'm not...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11...

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