Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

Quote by Woody Allen

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking...

Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking...

We had too much camel in the fridge, so I tried some ways to preserve...

We had too much camel in the fridge, so I tried some ways to preserve...