Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Marriage is the death of hope.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
Some people have the time but they don't have time while others have time but...
We have this treasure in jars of clay to show that this all-surpassing power is...