Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

Quote by George Carlin

Topics: George Carlin Quotes

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain....

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain....

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to...

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to...

If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work

If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind...

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem.

I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem.

You were put on this earth to achieve your greatest self, to live out your...

You were put on this earth to achieve your greatest self, to live out your...