“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.Quote by George CarlinTopics: Quotes about George CarlinShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...#Funny, #Thanksgiving
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said...#George Carlin
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...#Desperation, #Thinking
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters...#George Carlin
