If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Ego Quotes, Women Quotes

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...