If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Ego Quotes, Women Quotes

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

A force as of madness in the hands of reason has done all that was...

A force as of madness in the hands of reason has done all that was...

Madness is badness of spirit, when one seeks profit from all sources

Madness is badness of spirit, when one seeks profit from all sources

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...