If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Ego Quotes, Women Quotes

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.