What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Quote by Robin Williams

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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.