Comedy is acting out optimism.

Quote by Robin Williams

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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...