Comedy is acting out optimism.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Robin Williams Quotes

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.

Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not...

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not...