Comedy is acting out optimism.

Quote by Robin Williams

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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Tomorrow is never promised, so live for today. Put your ego aside, open your eyes...

Tomorrow is never promised, so live for today. Put your ego aside, open your eyes...

Those who act in ego do not go beyond karma. It is only by Guru's...

Those who act in ego do not go beyond karma. It is only by Guru's...

My ego is controlled enough that I don't have to be the focus.

My ego is controlled enough that I don't have to be the focus.

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes...

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes...