You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Madness Quotes, Uniqueness Quotes

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.