Reality: What a concept!

Quote by Robin Williams

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.