We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Quote by Robin Williams

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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.