I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Quote by Robin Williams

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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.