Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Ballet Quotes, Comedy Quotes

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.