Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Ballet Quotes, Comedy Quotes

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

Ballet is only good when it is great.

Ballet is only good when it is great.

Ballet's image of perfection is fashioned amid a milieu of wracked bodies, fevered imaginations, Balkan...

Ballet's image of perfection is fashioned amid a milieu of wracked bodies, fevered imaginations, Balkan...

Ballet is the one form of theater where nobody speaks a foolish word all evening...

Ballet is the one form of theater where nobody speaks a foolish word all evening...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...