I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Quote by Robin Williams

Topics: Women Quotes

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make...

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make...

Old wine and friends improve with age.

Old wine and friends improve with age.

People are looking for an answer, and I know that Answer is Jesus Christ.

People are looking for an answer, and I know that Answer is Jesus Christ.