If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

The observation of others is coloured by our inability to observe ourselves impartially. We can...

The observation of others is coloured by our inability to observe ourselves impartially. We can...

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing