If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want...

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future ain't what it used to be.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.