If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.