If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

We have deep depth.

We have deep depth.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.