If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future ain't what it used to be.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

Three brothers, three fortresses

Three brothers, three fortresses

This inescapable duty to observe oneself: if someone else is observing me, naturally I have...

This inescapable duty to observe oneself: if someone else is observing me, naturally I have...