I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...
Too clever is dumb.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.