I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...