Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Friendship Quotes

They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...

They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Too clever is dumb.

Too clever is dumb.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

The harder I work the more I live.

The harder I work the more I live.