I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
Too clever is dumb.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.