Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.

Quote by Ogden Nash

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.