Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Don't rely on someone else for your happiness and self worth. Only you can be...

Don't rely on someone else for your happiness and self worth. Only you can be...

Sprinkle joy.