Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Quote by Ogden Nash

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Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set...

For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set...

Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men...

Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men...