Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

Quote by Ogden Nash

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Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.