Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Too clever is dumb.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
None of us here in Washington knows all or even half of the answers ¦...
Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel that...
It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.