I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators, has succeeded;...
When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...