There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Quote by Ogden Nash
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think their children are naÃ¯ve.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...
Too clever is dumb.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
The foolishness of old age does not characterize all who are old, but only the...
Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.
Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread...