There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Funny Quotes, Happiness Quotes

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...

They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

Too clever is dumb.

Too clever is dumb.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

A smile is a language of agreement. A smile is a language of peace. A...

A smile is a language of agreement. A smile is a language of peace. A...

A lean agreement is better than a fat judgment

A lean agreement is better than a fat judgment

My people and I have come to an agreement which satisfied us both. They are...

My people and I have come to an agreement which satisfied us both. They are...