Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they...
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to...