When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when it seems Ive married one of Shakespeares dreams.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we...
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -...
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
Too clever is dumb.
They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and...
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
Old age is not a joy, but death is not a gain.
I think we are trying to run the space age with horse and buggy moral...