When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when it seems Ive married one of Shakespeares dreams.

Quote by Ogden Nash

Topics: Love Quotes

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit...

When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a...

When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a...

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and...

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and...

A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one...

A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one...