Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a...
Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you...
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.