Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven...

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era...

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making...

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not....

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom.

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom.