The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Quote by Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash Quotes
When I look at you every aged phrase is new, and there are moments when...
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an...
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as...
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Too clever is dumb.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are...