The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote by Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that...
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth
Politicians trim and tack in their quest for power, but they do so in order...
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.