Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have
Quote by Will Rogers
Men And Women Quotes
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things...
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
In love, the past is not important, but the present. Experience is more relevant than...