Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have

Quote by Will Rogers

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Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and...

Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and...

Silence is the mother of truth.

Silence is the mother of truth.