I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Quote by Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...