Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Quote by Will Rogers
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Never fight an inanimate object.
The basic American promise that if you work hard, you could do well enough to...