Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Quote by Will Rogers

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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...