Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Hilarious Quotes, Life Quotes

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?

An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?

We believe that if men have the talent to invent new machines that put men...

We believe that if men have the talent to invent new machines that put men...