Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Quote by Will Rogers

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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...