Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Quote by Will Rogers

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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength

War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...